Devil's Domain

8:03am: I'm bored.
Someone entertain me.

11:58pm: Run, run, little kids.
Coyly Sexy
Sensual and sweet, you'd rather spend an entire evening trading flirty innuendos with a guy over cappuccino and cr譥 br?than just get down to the bump and grind back home (not that you don't enjoy that part, eventually!). As far as style goes, it's the bit of shoulder you show or the dangly earrings accenting your neck that make you feel foxy, not displaying a 12- by 12-inch square of stomach. "You're mysterious, feminine and love being a puzzle for men to figure out," says Regena Thomashauer, owner of Mama Gena's School of Womanly Arts and author of Mama Gena's Owner's and Operator's Guide to Men. "It's not that you're necessarily shy about what you want; you simply relish teasing out each part of the seduction process."


Your coy demeanor extends to your bedroom tendencies as well. "You let men court and pursue you in the beginning," says Logan Levkoff, sexologist and sex educator in New York City. "But when it comes time to have sex, you may surprise them and suddenly shrug off your reserved side and go wild." However, if you're never forthcoming with your feelings (carnal or otherwise), you need to open up a little more. "It's great to be mysterious, but when you aren't sending out strong enough signals or are playing too many games with guys' heads, they may misinterpret your behavior as disinterest and move on," says Levkoff. So how do you crank up the heat? "Acknowledge men more often on dates and hint at certain moves that bring you pleasure in bed," says Thomashauer. You'll be the ultimate combo of demure and downright delicious.



I have the urge to make home-made porn; it's getting too expensive everywhere else. Anyone got a video-camera?

( Screened for Ryou )

Ran out of beer; don't expect me to be here for the next half-hour, at least. I'll probably end up getting something other than beer, though. It's starting to taste rather bland. Marik, you do know that I buy enough alcohol for the both of us, but end up drinking your share because you don't show up?

...Or maybe I'll just go hire some movies. Rob a bank. Scare some little kids, kick some puppies. Go to Vegas with Marik and get hitched. But that involves being drunk.

You do know that if we ever actually do that, I'm not going to wear a dress, right? The most I'm willing to do is a tank-top, mini-skirt and fuck-me heels. Underwear is entirely optional. Though I suppose I wouldn't be able to wear the skirt, then. Jeans it is.

I'm going to stop "planning the wedding" now.

Pharaoh, it would be in your best interest to return sometime soon, unless you want Domino (the world soon following) to be under my control. And Marik's, I suppose.

2:55pm:

I just died laughing.

3:28pm:

I luke thst pixtite

[Translation - I like that picture.]

11:45am: RelwSWA todAY
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... .Realky drunl. appsrently,

I'm boeds/ Goinf to gey morw biee bie,

[Translation; Was released a few hours ago. I think I'm drunk now.

...Really drunk, apparently.

I'm bored. Going to get more beer now.]

2:32pm: ...I'm very dissapointed in myself.
I jumped when one of the cannibals from The Hills Have Eyes flitted past the camera.

Marik, we need to fix this. I get released in a few days, so you're going to get all of my DVDs and bring them to my hotel room. Bring the DVD player, too. Leave Kisara with midget or something, unless you want me to tie her up and shove a gag in her mouth, before locking her in a wardrobe.

No, you do not have a choice.

( Private )

3:20pm: I was going for a trip down Memory Lane today, and I remembered why I hate cats so much.

( It started when an older child from the village told me that the cats wanted to go for a swim... )

12:29am: Again, no cut.

You Are 76% Cynical

You're a full blown cynic... and probably even skeptical of these results. You have your optimistic moments, but most likely you keep them to yourself.

When You Escape from the Mental Institution by chi_a_baidh
Your name
Your sex	MaleFemaleUndecided
When they will get you	January 16, 2023
When you will escape	December 11, 2041
Number of people you kill	1,571
Value of damage you cause	$480,763
Percentage of small children that will fear you: 99%
Your crazy name you will be known by in legend	Eater of Larvae
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Random Questions. (:
What time do you go to bed?:	Whenever I get bored.
Do you drink coffee?:	Yes.
What was the last song you listened to?:	The one that the nurse on duty was playing.
How old were you when you got/gave your first kiss?:	...I can't remember how old I was. Twenty?
What kind of ice cream is your favorite?:	None.
Have you ever met an internet friend in real life?:	No.
Are you/have you ever been anorexic?:	No.
Do you know which US states don't use Daylight Saving Time?:	...Why should I?
What size shoe do you wear?:	I've never really bothered looking.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?:	Pizza guy?
Which is more important in your life, TV or Internet?:	Internet.
Do you have an iPod?:	Did.
Have you ever been fired from a job?:	Mhm.
Have you ever taken something you knew belonged to someone else?:	No, I'm just a thief who doesn't steal.
Do you overuse smileys?:	If I'm drunk.
Who is better; Madonna or Blondie?:	Neither.
Who is better; Elton John or Billy Joel?:	Neither.
Do you know the song Total Eclipse Of The Heart?:	No.
When was the last time you ate something?:	The last time they fed me the stuff they're attempting to pass off as food.
Name three website you visit every day::	...
Have you seen all of the Jaws movies?:	No.
Do you have Entomophobia?:	No.
Do you know what Entomophobia is?:	Yes.
Have you ever worn black eyeliner?:	Yes.
Have you ever worn blue mascara?:	Yes.
Ever spiked your hair?:	It spikes naturally.
How long have you had a computer?:	Ever since I stole it.
Have you ever written something, and published it on the internet?:	Journal entries?
Do you have a crush on anyone at the moment?:	I wouldn't call it a "crush".
Do you like Starbucks?:	Meh.
Have you ever owned a kitten?:	It liked to think I was its owner.
Is it raining where you are?:	No.
When was the last time you played cards? (not on the computer):	Duel Monsters count?
Can you play chess?:	Capsule Monsters.
Ever owned a pair of the original Nikes? (white, with only a single swoosh):	No.
Ever worn leg warmers?:	No.
When was the last time you read a book over 700 pages long?:	I don't know.
How many people are on your IM friends list?:	Zero?
How many hours of sleep do you usually get?:	However many I need.
Have you ever drank cherry coke?:	Mhm.
Do you prefer using pens or pencils?:	Pencils.
Have you ever skipped for a long distance?:	No.
Have you ever had a black eye?:	Yes.
The torture is over, you may now leave. (:
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Let's Play Thirty Questions! (Twenty is overrated.)
Name::	Bakura.
Age::	Something-or-other.
Gender::	Male.
Height::	Shorter than Kaiba, taller than Pharaoh.
Weight::	Healthy?
Consentual Virgin?:	Hardly.
Live Siblings?:	None.
Live Parents?:	None.
Friends?:	Define "friend".
Family?:	None.
Would you rather be eaten by a lion or a human?:	Lion.
Why? (According to your answer to the above question.):	They wouldn't piss-fart around.
Given the chance, would you willingly harm someone?:	Mhm.
If you had one wish (not being allowed to wish for more) what would it be?:	Kisara to die.
I lied. You have two wishes. What are they?:	Kisara to die and Marik to realize that he is my property.
What's your opinion on war?:	N/A
Do you know who Utada Hikaru is?:	That singer one of the nurses is obsessed with?
Do you know what Cage Beds are?:	Vaguely.
If yes, what's your opinion on them?:	N/A
What country would you most like to visit?:	Egypt.
What country do you think needs the most support?:	...
Do you know about the war in Cambodia?:	No.
How about the one in Iraq?:	Mhm.
What Year Level are you in school? (If you still attend.):	N/A
Who is/was your favourite teacher?:	N/A
What's the name you like most?:	None of them. "Marik" rolls rather nicely on the tongue, though. Then again, so does "Bastard".
What would you like to do to rapists and murderers? Keeping it somewhat PG::	Well, if I wanted to do something "horrible" to murderers, then I'd have to do it to myself.
And those who sell children's bodies in a sexual manner?:	Impossible to keep it PG.
Would you join a group that supports the victims of rape?:	Probably not.
C'mon, this has gotta be one of the most "serious" surveys here, right?:	Whatever helps you sleep.
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11:29pm: No cut, because no-one ever uses their LiveJournal any more.
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Post your results.
1) Does devildice have a crush on scribbledragon? I sure as Hell hope not.
2) Do you have a crush on katsuyajou? No.
3) Do blueeyed_kisara and _aibou go to the same school? Highly doubtful. Midget, when was the last time you even went to school?
4) What rank would devildice have in a giant robot army? Five ranks lower than the lowest possible one.
5) Would you wrestle x_darkside in jello? Would I get paid?
6) What languages does x_darkside speak? Ancient Egyptian and Japanese. I don't know if he knows any others.
7) What animal does jiisan remind you of? Which animal generally pervs on others?
8) Which president would sevenxsins be likely to idolize? Which one was responsible for mass amounts of killing?
9) Is x_darkside 1337? Is he?
10) Would you make out with devildice? If I was drunk.
11) What would msterthewill think of downalltheway? Well, he's probably shit scared of Kaiba.
12) What planet should _aibou be from? The one where everyone is happy 24/7.
13) How long would virtual_empire dating katsuyajou last? It wouldn't once the other Kaiba found out.
14) What video game does scribbledragon remind you of? None.
15) Do you have msterthewill's screenname? Mhm.
16) What do you agree with downalltheway about? Something-or-other.
17) Does jiisan go to your school? I don't go to school.
18) What word best describes downalltheway? Tall.
19) downalltheway's hair color? Brown.
20) If msterthewill was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? Me.
21) Does msterthewill have a big secret? Oh, yes. Big big secret.
22) Does virtual_empire smoke? He lives inside a computer.
23) What is katsuyajou's favorite band/artist? One of them.
24) Is devildice introverted or extroverted? Extroverted.
25) Thoughts on downalltheway? None that Pharaoh would let me live for.
26) Could you see downalltheway and x_darkside together? They are together.
27) How long have you known sevenxsins? Since Battle City.
28) What flavor of jello would x_darkside be? An annoying one.
29) Is _aibou dead sexy? ...
30) Is scribbledragon an emo? Kid, say "no" to drugs.
31) Is _aibou in a relationship? Probably not.
32) What would jiisan give devildice for his/her birthday? A thong. Lubricant. His number.
33) Is downalltheway related to virtual_empire? By name, yes.
34) Would you ever date jiisan? Hell no.
35) Where would devildice most like to visit? Where are naked women found?
36) Where did you first meet jiisan? Game Shop, I think.
37) Has _aibou dyed their hair? I think it's natural.
38) How would sevenxsins kill blueeyed_kisara? Oh, I wish he would.
39) Would msterthewill be a better ninja or pirate? He'd make a better doll.
40) How many monkeys could jiisan fight at once and win against? None.
41) Is _aibou a college student? High-school, last I checked.
42) Where was msterthewill born? England. Somewhere.
43) Are sevenxsins and virtual_empire going steady? They had better not be.
44) If msterthewill commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? The weak people.
45) Has msterthewill been to your house/dorm? Mhm.
46) What comic book character would _aibou be? I don't read comics.
47) Which of your friends should msterthewill go out with? None of them.
48) Is sevenxsins friends with _aibou? No.
49) Would msterthewill and virtual_empire make a good couple? No.
50) What would you do if you found out _aibou has a crush on you? Laugh.
51) How tall is downalltheway? Too tall.
52) How would virtual_empire conquer the world? With his computer.
53) Is downalltheway your best friend? Oh, yes. We've been best friends ever since before I can remember.
54) Are x_maliku and msterthewill married? Malik's dead.
55) What is scribbledragon's shoe size? A small one.
56) What is msterthewill's favorite color? ...One of them?
57) If jiisan and scribbledragon were spliced together, what would be its name? Everyone would be too horrified to think of one.
58) blueeyed_kisara's eye color? She won't have any eyes if I ever get my hands on her.
59) Have you ever dated virtual_empire? No.
60) What is blueeyed_kisara's favorite game? I don't know and I don't care.
61) Did devildice break up with you? No.
62) Is msterthewill single? Last I checked, yes.
63) If x_maliku were hanging off a cliff, what would scribbledragon do? Nothing, seeing as how Malik's dead, so that won't be happening any time soon.
64) Does downalltheway drink? Yes?
65) What is jiisan allergic to? Nothing that I know of, otherwise he'd be dead already.
66) If scribbledragon had a superpower, what would it be? Eyes.
67) One thing you can't stand about x_darkside? Everything.
68) Is blueeyed_kisara a nerd? Why don't you ask Marik? I'm sure he'd know.
69) Is x_maliku popular? He's still dead.
70) What exotic animal would msterthewill like as a pet? He's got one. It's called a "Yami".
71) One quality you find attractive in katsuyajou? None.
72) What is msterthewill's favorite movie? A sappy one?
73) Is msterthewill a high school student? Mhm.
74) When did you last call blueeyed_kisara? Didn't.
75) Does scribbledragon have a dog? If he does, I'm sure it's lost somewhere in that mansion.
76) Would you set up devildice and _aibou? I'm not that cruel.
77) What color should scribbledragon dye their hair? He shouldn't.
78) Have you flirted with katsuyajou? Probably.
79) What would scribbledragon do differently in your shoes? He wouldn't be in my shoes in the first place.
80) If jiisan took over the world, who would be happy? No-one.
81) Is scribbledragon related to you? No.
82) Does msterthewill do drugs? He had better not.
83) Is downalltheway athletic? Have you seen him?
84) If x_darkside and scribbledragon were siamese twins, where would they be joined? Hands.
85) What do you disagree with blueeyed_kisara about? Everything.
86) Does virtual_empire travel a lot? Between computers, yes.
87) If blueeyed_kisara and scribbledragon were spliced together, what would it be like? I'd kill it.
88) If x_darkside took over the world, who would suffer? Me.
89) Does katsuyajou know devildice? Yes.
90) Would devildice go out with blueeyed_kisara? Possibly.
91) What is jiisan's favorite food? I don't know.
92) Do you think sevenxsins is hot? Mhm.
93) Would devildice and x_darkside look good together? ...No.
94) Are scribbledragon and virtual_empire going out? Would that be incest, even though they're technically not related?
95) What mental disorder does katsuyajou remind you of? Which one makes you want to kill the sufferer?
96) What animal should downalltheway be combined with? Lion.
97) Where was blueeyed_kisara born? Ask Marik.
98) What would you do if downalltheway died? Break into Kaiba Mansion.
99) What song/movie would you recommend to devildice? None.
100) What is msterthewill's biggest flaw? He's too weak.

6:54am: Mhm.
Well, nice to know that everyone's vanished off the face of the Earth. Why didn't I get an invite?

Pharaoh; Apparently our blood replenishes itself faster than normal, but without Shadows, we heal about three times as slow. It's bloody annoying. No pun intended.

Midget; ... -insert demonic face here-

Kaiba 1; Would I be able to get another Duel Disk from anywhere? Preferably not from a store because they'll kick me out as soon as I walk in the door?

Kaiba 2; How's life on the run?

Kaiba 3; ...You and your brothers have this really odd habit of vanishing.

Marik; I hate you.

Bi Kisara; I hate you more.

Landlord; Where the Hell are you?

1:23pm: :::Screened for Marik:::
There's a hotel in the center of Domino called "The Birdie". Room 209, third floor, noon tomorrow. If you don't show up without your little toy then you're going to be two one toy less.

You will not bring "Kisara". If you do, she'll end up with a few thousand knives in her body.

11:46am: :::Private:::
( Mine )

11:19am: Yuugi's
( Yuugi. )

( Unicorns. )

10:49am: Well, I was so bored I pulled out my deck and started doing fortunes. Was interrupted before I could finish everyone, but if you're interested and not here, beg ask and I'll do it when I get bored enough.

( Layouts )
( Pharaoh )

4:40am: ( Taken from the midget. )

12:42am: :::Screened for Pharaoh:::
How do you get your lover's attention from his new whore sex slave bitch toy?

4:34pm:

Erotic Thriller

You've made your own rules in life - and sometimes that catches up with you. Winding a web of deceit comes naturally, and no one really knows the true you. Your best movie matches: Swimming Pool, Unfaithful, The Crush

12:21am: Right.
I know there was a Third Kaiba, and I want to know where he disappeared to.

And I would also like to know where the Hell Yandoshi went.

5:19am: Private
I'm not going home until The Thing is gone. Never thought I'd actually think this, but the streets of Domino are dangerous. I've got a nice bleeding gash on my arm to prove it. Of course, my attacker came out of the fight worse off, but it's the principle of the thing.

Should probably go to the hospital to get stitches, but I'm sure my Shadows can handle it. If it's still bleeding in the morning, then I'll go.

Where the Hell is Yandoshi?

2:45pm: Well, for those of you that care, I'm currently at the Police Station for attacking someone who was calling me "Mr. Bunny". I would have been gone a long time ago, but it's warm in here and oddly amusing when I play with their minds. Bastards tried to take my Ring, but I managed to make them see it my way.

Pharaoh? If some guy in a Police uniform claims to be you, don't worry about him.

Marik. I hope you've gotten rid of the thing you dragged back.

( Screened for Pharaoh )

11:35am: ::Private::
I knew it.

There was a third Kaiba around.

His profile.

Where'd he go? For that matter, where'd Yandoshi go?

4:25pm: Pharaoh, I found the perfect dress for you.

Here.

3:37pm: :Private:
I now have two bottles of bleach and five ropes. Also managed to round up a few cleaning supplies, in case the bleach doesn't work or Marik brings back something worthwhile. He's going to learn that no-one steals from the King of Thieves.

6:48pm: :::Private:::
...Itthoughththereiwassa thirdpKaibarrunningoaroundvsomewhereesahwhileoago.wMust've been my imagination.

Right.bMarik'sogoingrtoehavedto beIpunished whenahemgets. back, because dammit, I take the Ring off for two minutes and he takes it. Not that I'm not proud of his skills, but damn, he could've picked a better time. I'm now deprived of any and all forms of entertainment.

Unless, of course, I can kidnap Yuugi again. Farrow's not being too careful with his midget's safety, but that would make it a bit too easy. Maybe I should start stealing from DPD or the Game Shop again.

And where the Hell did Yandoshi disappear to?

10:11am: Everything that's even remotely interesting has suddenly died. Hm.